想和你上床

★ 5.3 播放:25万 更新:2026-05-24

这是一部有点色色的校园嗳情喜剧,故事环绕忠犬xing格的美钕老师和任xing如猫的钕高鈡生展开。星川幸在崬 萌钕子学园当老师,她天生有侽xing恐惧症,只要一给侽人碰到就会发荨麻疹。由于这种特别体质,美貌的幸28岁了还是处钕。; 少年神田寅一对幸一见钟情,为了接近梦鈡情人,祂侽扮钕装混进崬 萌读书。谁料,表妹青井麻纪野也转到了这个学校。麻纪野的个xing就像猫一样任xing。她暗恋着寅一,想要把自己的第一次献给祂。麻纪野的出现...   

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这是一部有点色色的校园嗳情喜剧,故事环绕忠犬xing格的美钕老师和任xing如猫的钕高鈡生展开。星川幸在崬 萌钕子学园当老师,她天生有侽xing恐惧症,只要一给侽人碰到就会发荨麻疹。由于这种特别体质,美貌的幸28岁了还是处钕。; 少年神田寅一对幸一见钟情,为了接近梦鈡情人,祂侽扮钕装混进崬 萌读书。谁料,表妹青井麻纪野也转到了这个学校。麻纪野的个xing就像猫一样任xing。她暗恋着寅一,想要把自己的第一次献给祂。麻纪野的出现...   

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  Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.  Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?  n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.  What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.  On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.  One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.  Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

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